A Harness???
Today my mommy put something called a "harness" on me and took me outside of our apartment. We went down this hallway and there was a man with a big cart full of stuff that I would have liked to crawl into. Mommy said he was working on an apartment. Then she picked me up cause I didn't want to walk and she pressed this button. We got into something called an "elevator". The ceiling was so high in it. But there wasn't a beam at the top for me to jump up onto! I just don't understand that. Then we went down to something called the "lobby". The ceilings were REALLY high there. I met a really nice man and then we went to something called the "leasing office" and I met these 2 really nice ladies. They were petting me and they seemed pretty cool. Then we went back up to the apartment because I'd had enough. Here's the thing...I think it was kind of interesting to see all the new stuff. But I really don't like the harness...with the pink ruffle...and the collar. I thought I made it clear the last time to Mommy that I don't like my collar. But she says I have to wear it when we're not in the house. The best part of it? I got a treat when we got home. That actually makes it all worthwhile.