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So today I mostly slept the afternoon away. Why? Because I'm bored. Mommy plays with me, but still - come on! Auntie Gloria came over tonight and helped Mommy clip the rest of my nails down. I hated that. But I love Auntie Gloria. The most exciting part of my day today was my dream I had while I catnapped. I dreamed that I was starring in a film called Lulu. It was kind of a cross between a soap opera and a real opera. There were lots of cats in the show -- but it wasn't Cats. No Rum Tum Tugger in this dream. No I was standing on a big open stage and I was singing an aria, but it was more of a catharia. I was letting out all of my sorrows and playing to the rafters. And then I climbed up to the rafters and jumped down onto an old woman in the audience who thought she had been attacked by a squirrel (I think she was catnapping during my solo) and then I woke up. And then I heard a noise that sounded like a mouse, but it was Mommy throwing her voice across the room like a ventriloquist. Mommy thought it was funny, but I ran into the kitchen. Cause it kind of scared me. I haven't forgotten that -- or the mani pedi that I got today. Mommy -- just wait until 2 a.m. You've got a big surprise coming your way.